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So proud! — The Game Master has insulted more than 1 000 000 players!
I don't know what makes them so bad, but it really works!
WARNING: This game could insult your intelligence, providing you have some.
Let me show you a minimalistic game «Don`t screw up!». Whether you are looking for something serious or just want to kill some time by tap and swipe, this game is simple and addictive from the very first minute. Want to play? First, let me tell you something.
Do you think you can handle mocking and cruelty? Want to play nasty or want to play nice? It’s your choice. I’m just the moderator, a real sweet-pea, an occasionally cranky game-minder, a vicious, teeth-baring attack-dog… neatly rolled into one. Let`s play the text game.
The rules of engagement are simple. I tell you to ‘tap’ and you ‘tap’ your screen. I tell you to ‘drag’, ‘pause’, ‘count to 10 and tap again’, ‘swipe’ or ‘wait’… whatever I say, you follow my written instructions and we’ll get along fine. Screw up, and I’ll be tapping you. Just as hard as you can take it!
Beat your top score, savage your friends’ scores and no one will call you a ‘yellow-bellied lizard’ again. But you really need to focus, as I’m also a bit chatty, encouraging you, if not disparaging you, at every turn.
Fair warning: ‘Don’t Screw Up!’ will pulverize a fragile ego, whether you score well or not. I can say really dirty words, I can tell whatever I want. Sometimes my insults are funny, but only for me. It is not easy, you have to focus and do not yawn. Want a stupid tap game? Look around for something else. This game is for fast and sharp ones. And one more thing. Do not start if you don`t want to shake up. Please, wrap yourself in several layers of thick skin and wear a helmet before entering the play.
I don't know what makes them so bad, but it really works!
WARNING: This game could insult your intelligence, providing you have some.
Let me show you a minimalistic game «Don`t screw up!». Whether you are looking for something serious or just want to kill some time by tap and swipe, this game is simple and addictive from the very first minute. Want to play? First, let me tell you something.
Do you think you can handle mocking and cruelty? Want to play nasty or want to play nice? It’s your choice. I’m just the moderator, a real sweet-pea, an occasionally cranky game-minder, a vicious, teeth-baring attack-dog… neatly rolled into one. Let`s play the text game.
The rules of engagement are simple. I tell you to ‘tap’ and you ‘tap’ your screen. I tell you to ‘drag’, ‘pause’, ‘count to 10 and tap again’, ‘swipe’ or ‘wait’… whatever I say, you follow my written instructions and we’ll get along fine. Screw up, and I’ll be tapping you. Just as hard as you can take it!
Beat your top score, savage your friends’ scores and no one will call you a ‘yellow-bellied lizard’ again. But you really need to focus, as I’m also a bit chatty, encouraging you, if not disparaging you, at every turn.
Fair warning: ‘Don’t Screw Up!’ will pulverize a fragile ego, whether you score well or not. I can say really dirty words, I can tell whatever I want. Sometimes my insults are funny, but only for me. It is not easy, you have to focus and do not yawn. Want a stupid tap game? Look around for something else. This game is for fast and sharp ones. And one more thing. Do not start if you don`t want to shake up. Please, wrap yourself in several layers of thick skin and wear a helmet before entering the play.
Atualização de Don't Screw Up! 1.0.5
Russian language added!
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Don't Screw Up!
1.0.5
APK
December 2, 2016
27.64 MB
Requires Android: Android 4.1+
Architecture: armeabi-v7a, x86
Screen DPI: 120-640dpi
SHA1: a6da03a8794d596fee58ccdc595cfb9c7dd10fc0
Size: 27.64 MB
What's New:
Russian language added!
Don't Screw Up!
1.0.4
APK
November 29, 2016
27.64 MB
Requires Android: Android 4.1+
Architecture: armeabi-v7a, x86
Screen DPI: 120-640dpi
SHA1: 68b4038c1b967561ee336ba44303ed4498dc757e
Size: 27.64 MB
What's New:
Russian language added!
Don't Screw Up!
1.0.3
APK
January 18, 2016
26.72 MB
Requires Android: Android 4.1+
Architecture: armeabi-v7a, x86
Screen DPI: 120-640dpi
SHA1: c0028670c900b0de9cf29e9e97e78fa27f990e74
Size: 26.72 MB
What's New:
We have added more insults that will make you hate yourself even more. Enjoy!
Don't Screw Up!
1.0.2
APK
December 26, 2015
26.66 MB
Requires Android: Android 4.1+
Architecture: armeabi-v7a, x86
Screen DPI: 120-640dpi
SHA1: 3912e009842576153b4cd73fedae388087d37fcf
Size: 26.66 MB
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Data de Atualização:
2016-12-02
Última Versão:
1.0.5
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Requisitos:
Android 4.1+
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